Terrible Teeth Inheritant here, also. My dad has the world's shittiest enamel, and I'm the child who it got passed on to. Also, when I was young, my dentist highly recommended I get braces. The orthodontist he referred us to said they would only be "for cosmetic reasons." (which, DUH.) My parents, upon hearing… » 1/27/15 8:01pm Tuesday 8:01pm

Oh HELL no. Considering your brother's condition, ABiL has NO right to be pissy about you guys going to see him! Ugh! I love reading your stories about your annoying in-laws because of how nuts they are, but this one makes me really sad! :-( I'd be so tempted to verbally punch him in the face if it were me. » 1/19/15 8:30pm 1/19/15 8:30pm

I actually made them myself - I drew them on copy paper, cut them out, traced them on felt, and then cut out the felt shapes and glued them on the sweater (because I was too lazy to sew them. haha) and then used a black sharpie to draw the details of the legs and whiskers. » 12/10/14 12:11am 12/10/14 12:11am

Without sounding too "flouncy," I've just been spending a little less time around these parts lately with the amount of issues we've been having with racist burners and other dramz....I just felt like I needed a break for a while, you know? Things just seemed to be getting too intense and stressful and it stopped… » 12/04/14 8:31pm 12/04/14 8:31pm

Oh THANK GOD I'm not the only one who's had hers get worse over time! Ever since I turned 30, mine has been TORTURE. It used to be so manageable, and then around the time I turned 30, everything went to shit. I'm at the point where I'm PISSED at my body every month now. » 11/07/14 4:33pm 11/07/14 4:33pm

CLEARLY that "barista" should not have been working there! As a former Starbucks employee, we were told how important it was to make sure people who requested soy or decaf GOT soy or decaf, because you never know if that person had a severe allergy to dairy or had medical reasons they couldn't have caffeine. That was… » 11/07/14 12:03pm 11/07/14 12:03pm

EVERY CUSTOMER AT WORK TONIGHT WAS EXTRAORDINARILY TERRIBLE AND MADE ME WANT TO STAB THEM WITH A FORK. AND THE KITCHEN'S PRINTERS WENT DOWN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE DINNER RUSH SO ABOUT 12 FOOD ORDERS NEVER WENT THROUGH. AND THE HOSTS WERE SEATING OUT OF ORDER AND SLAMMING SERVERS. AND ALL OF THIS HAPPENED WHILE THE… » 10/25/14 2:02am 10/25/14 2:02am

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